Okay so birthdays always were a hassle for me like my mom got calls from my grandmas in september about my birthday, my birthday is in november, plus i dont want anything, i dont want no parties, no like trips, no like going anywhere, just treat it like every other day. Its not that special. Also my grandmas just straight up dont take "i dont want any gifts" as an answer and its so fucking annoying, like just let me be i allready have everything i want
Yatsufusa
Then ask for a book. At your (suspected) age, a 'self help'-kind of book might be a good investment.
I have personally read and can recommend (in this order):
Niccolò Machiavelli - The Prince
Sun Tzu - The Art of War
Max Brooks - The Zombie Survival Guide
George Orwell - Nineteen Eighty-Four
Miyamoto Musashi - The Book of Five Rings
Kevin Mitnick - The Art of Deception
You know "skill books" in video games? These are just like that; but each one might teach you _multiple_ skills.